Q: How old are you? You seem worldly-wise to me.
A: You won’t know from my physical appearance nor from my train of thought. But if you must know, I always tell people I’m 26 years old every year!
Q: Which company do you work for? You sound like you have a lot of grudges, hence the number of rants you posted.
A: I can’t divulge this piece of information, lest you report me to my company because I’d be in deep s**t for talking about some bastards and bitches (Oops!) swines and hogs that work in the company.
Q: When you say you’re in middle management, are you for or against top management’s ways of making decisions?
A: For… no, wait… Against… no no no, wait… ehh… For… err, hang on.. hehehe… Against… nanti dulu… ehmmm… hehehe… Dunno lah. Now you know why I’m still stuck here in the middle.
Q: Would you consider taking me in as an intern? I’d like to learn a few things from you.
A: I might consider it, only if you can fulfill a few criteria; having street smarts; shows initiative; and eagerness to learn. If you’re a guy, you’d better be prepared to be the odd one out because my proteges (so far) have been females with brains that complements their killer body! Oops, I did it again, shouldn’t be talking about the girls, hehe.
