Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she already has a boyfriend.
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to the girl and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.” But the girl said NO. Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw [...]
Archive for September, 2008
What They Don’t Teach You In Business School
Posted in Humour, Management, tagged Business, Coins, Money, Proposal, Screwed, Sex on 29 September 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mastering The English Language
Posted in Management, Raves, tagged English, Language, Mastering on 24 September 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Whenever I read the papers talking about the teaching of English for science and mathematics, I always feel that they should also emphasize that English is also very important for working life, thus it should be given priority for a few other subjects too. On one hand, the argument is that there’s a lack of [...]
Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude
Posted in Humour, Management, tagged Attitude, Positive, Recycle bin on 23 September 2008 | Leave a Comment »
How to start your day with a positive attitude
Open a new file in your PC.
Name the file as ‘Boss‘.
Send it to the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your PC will ask, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”.
Calmly answer ‘Yes‘ and press the mouse button firmly.
Feeling better? Now you can start your day!
The First of First Impressions – Your Appearance
Posted in Management, Ramblings, tagged Appearance, Grooming, Impressions, Neat, Tidy on 19 September 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I think it’s been mentioned plenty of times in many different variations from many different sources about the need to have a neat and tidy appearance. First impressions really count, and it really goes a long way in making things favourable to us. Think about it: when was the last time you were turned off [...]
Before And After A Job Interview
Posted in Management, Ramblings, tagged Interview, Questions on 18 September 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s been days since I last posted anything, and that’s because I was busy psyching myself up in preparation for a job interview. Well, I just came out from finishing the job interview, and I thought I’d pen down my thoughts on this subject before it escapes my mind.
It’s been years since I went for [...]
Whither My Country?
Posted in Malaysia, Rants, tagged Arrests, Blogger, Facts, Fear, ISA, Journalist, Politician, Truth on 14 September 2008 | 2 Comments »
The recent ISA arrests of one blogger, one journalist and one politician has gotten me thinking: what is becoming of this country? I wouldn’t want to comment on the arrest of the politician and the (notorious) blogger but a journalist?
This happens to be the same journalist that reported about some idiot politician taunting the “Chinese [...]
Posters In The Office II
Posted in Humour, Ramblings, tagged Office, Posters on 12 September 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I actually have quite a few posters put up. Only managed to show you two of it, here’s three more before I have to rush off for Part II of my meeting yesterday.
If only my boss would take heed of the last sentence above.
A practical flowchart, practised everyday.
The most important poster for my staff. I [...]
Posters In My Office
Posted in Humour, Ramblings, tagged Office, Posters on 11 September 2008 | Leave a Comment »
These few days will see me busy preparing for my monthly meetings, which you’ll know I hate as it drags on and on and on…. I don’t think I’ll have time to rant or rave on matters running in my mind, so I thought I’d just let you see some of the posters that I [...]
The Branding of You
Posted in Management, Raves, tagged Branding, Calm, Collected, Cool, Marketing, Recognition, Reputation, Wise on 9 September 2008 | 1 Comment »
Have you ever given much thought about how much you stand out from the company? By ’stand out’, I meant being recognised as someone in the sea of employees that a company has. Do you have a reputation, a personal ‘brand’ if you may, that holds you in good stead of the bosses? Today’s work [...]
